C'mon, something should show up when you search for sysadmin microfiction X-)
"Our prayers are answered! We will be saved! Our corrupt souls will be cleaned!"
"Well, backups work a bit differently than you imagine..."
"You trust me to be the good sysadmin, right?"
"And you trust me to do the right thing, right?"
"We quiiickly restore your world to a definitely known-good state!"